It is my first year of college and I am forced to write yet another essay. I’m so tired of writing about my career plans, high school, and other boring topics that professors love to ask you to write about. I decided that this time I was going to write about something I would actually learn something interesting, but at the same time have a little fun writing about. The only problem was I …showed first 75 words of 1429 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1429 total…for both men and women. I still never found out why women are more reluctant then men to admit they do it. Who knows, maybe all women need to go to one of Betty's, Masturbation 101 classes. After writing this essay I've finally found my calling in life. I want to teach women how to masturbate, or maybe just masturbate with women which is basically sex. Either way, doesn't it sound like a damn good career?