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Rules for women
Title: Rules for women
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 767 | Pages: 3.3 (approximately 235 words/page)
Rules for women
A MUST READ FOR WOMEN!
The Rules -- This Time By Men
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side. These are our rules!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to …showed first 75 words of 767 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 767 total…left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee
or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
34. It is neither in your best interest or ours to
take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
35. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
36. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight. But did you know we really don't mind that? It's like
camping!
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