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Letter "H" » Humor
«Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.»
«We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.»
«The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities»
«Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record»
«The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature»
«Trying is the first step to failure»
Author: Homer Simpson | About: Humor, Life
«Total absence of humor renders life impossible.»
Author: Sidonie Gabrielle | About: Absence, Humor | Keywords: renders
«Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.»
Author: Abraham Lincoln (President) | About: Humor
«The secret to humor is surprise.»
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»

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